Dear Santa:
This is my Christmas as a 30 year old and for 10 years I have let my kids have all the Christmas wishes but this year it’s my turn. So now I share with you all the things I want under my tree this year. Â It’s not much just a little couture jeans here and celebrity there. You’re Santa so it can be done, Â you can bring anything right??
First I would like to request a Porsche Cayenne in pearl white with tan leather interior and a gps preinstalled, preferably with a sultry voice, think Sam Elliott. Â I promise I won’t get all dreamy listening to his voice direct me where to go.
While we are talking cars I would also like a Lexus SC10 in silver. Â Black trim with Walnut accent, gps with bluetooth, an iPhone player. Â 2 seater if you please, this is my fun car, no kids just mommy (and daddy maybe).
I would also love to have several pairs of jeans please, let me just make a list of them:
- Rock & Republic: Stella in Jealous, Kassandra in Temptress, and Berlin in Cult Blue. Â Oh I would also love the shoe, Leena in Black, that is one hot pair of shoes.
- True Religion: Billy Legacy please
- 7 For all Mankind: Flynt with Braided pocket if you don’t mind
- Citizens of Humanity: Twill Invader Skinny Jeans in Black and Wide Leg in Thunder
Now moving onto shoes, I don’t have much to request here simply bring me a few pairs of Jimmy Choo’s and the amazing beautiful drool worthy Christian Louboutin and we will be good. Â Those red soles are to die for.
I would also like a living room makeover with brown suede leather couches, a 60 inch flat screen, a new computer desk and two matching recliners so my husband and I don’t have to fight over the torn up one we have.
Also a summer house in Italy, a house in Florida and a private jet will do too. Â While you are at it can you please let my husband find a job in Florida I am ready to move back close to my family before I go crazy. Â Well I think I have gone a little crazy already but save the rest of my sanity please.
Oh and it would be great if I could quit working my pharmacy tech job, or if you could add extra hours in everyday so I can actually get more then 4.5 hours of sleep. Â Yes that would be wonderful
A private concert with NKOTB would be wonderful, them singing solely to me..sigh yes that’s a definite on my Christmas list. Then having the following people on call to come entertain and/or hang with me anytime I want is another must on my list. Those would be Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Bon Jovi, Gary Oldman off the top of my head. Â No worries I will get back to you if I think of anyone else.
So what are the chances that you will be able to get all that for me? Â If it doesn’t fit under my tree that’s okay just put the items wherever, I am sure I can find them. Â The red soled shoes will call my name and the vehicles will sparkle in the sun catching my eye. Â Thanks Santa for granting my Christmas wishes.
~Toni~
Okay so I have deluded myself slightly but I will keep pretending for the time being, it’s fun! Â Merry Christmas!
Toni Patton
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OK… I am totally gonna have to steal this one.. might have to do a letter to santa myself …. I have a few things i REALLY need!
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Go ahead and steal lady 😉
Thanks for sharing your Santa List, pretty cool, I just might sit down and write one myself. 🙂
You should, us grown ups are allowed to have our lists too, now whether or not we get out lists is the question LOL
Just look at Santa’s face girl. Do you think you’re really going to get any of it.
I told hubby after reading this, that the vehicle wishes sounded just like him.
You’re too funny, LOL.
Maybe I’ll write a Santa I want letter too, but imagine he’ll have the same expression on his face like he did for you.
Yes I think he is a bit on the shocked side of my requests LOL
I love your list. Could you make that my list too if you see the big guy in the red suit?
I dream the impossible dream EVERY day…not just CHristmas. BUT, I know when I wake up in my tiny little house with the nails screaming to bust out of the plaster, the carpets stained by little feet and “walking” crumbs, the second hand furniture still a permanent fixture in our bedroom and dining room, AND still cleaning out shoes and clothes from my 30s (that would be EONS ago for me), I know I have the best presents ever, and the best PRESENCE ever! When my overworked and underpaid hubby comes in the door and my kids come in from their busy school and sport days one by one! When my little grey furball of a dog puts her paw on my pillow when she JUST KNOWS it is a “bad health” day and the house says 70 degrees when the cold winter day outside says 16. WHen the phone rings and I hear the sound of a friendly voice…
I know I dont need Santa to REALLY visit. BUT, I woudnt mind a visit from Bon Jovi and a new pair of great jeans! AND love to give up on the mini van at SOME point! yes…to dream the impossible dream….
Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner? Cougar, are we? 🙂