I am sure you all were wondering what sparked some of my posts last week, well here is the answer:
Oh and no I didn’t and will not mention names on my blog I am actually a very respectful person and I will not name the names of those involved b/c I think in the end that should not be done publicly, so please don’t name names in my comments if you are trying to guess because I wont’ publish them and I won’t answer them either. I have class….that’s just the way I roll. I just wanted to give you a little of why I posted what I did so now that’s all cleared up post away on the funnies. And the supportive comments are really touching my heart ๐

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As for something funny…I just noticed my son was naked (don’t ask…I am totally exhausted today lol) and he is sitting on the heating vent and all of a sudden he jumped up and started screaming “my butt is on fire mommy. FIRE IN THE HOLE”.
I know that may seem gross…but he’s four and recently he has started asking why his butt has a hole in it.
I know you wanted to hear a funny story, but I have to tell you, some of the same stuff has been happening to me.
Not to the extent that it is to you, but the same drama, bad apples being rude.
It just sucks, because this is such a great community, it sucks that some people can’t just buck up and be nice. :[
We love you Toni!
Wow.
I’m shocked that things like that go on around here…
Who could blame you for being hurt and angry, I’m so sorry that happened to you…
Keep your head up!
OMG Leah you seriously made me crack up hahahahah. If i had to pee I would have peed my pants that is freaking hilarious. Mission accomplished sista
Something funny for my dear Toni??… oh goodness I have nothing… Boug got high 5 magazine in the mail and I figured it was my mom who got the subscription, so I asked her and she said yes… a few days later, my best friend called asking if the subscription to high 5 that she got Boug for Christmas had started arriving yet. I started cracking up and told her, “Yes, but my wino-no brain mother has taken credit for it!!”
Not that funny, I dont think… maybe it would help if you knew that my mom had absolutely no brain cause she is a heavy wine drinker… which is funny to me since my husband is a recovering alcoholic and I’ve been sober since Oct. 20, 2007… its just weird.
Or how about when Lil’ Buddy came home from the hospital, Boug was watching me change his diaper, and a normal 4 year old would say- “whats that? why dont I have one of those?” but nooooo— my Boug says, “Hey Mom! His butt looks like a BRAIN!!” (get it?) I almost crawled under the changing table and hid so that I didnt crack up laughing in her face.
And I’ll stop rambling here- but I have to say SCREW THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THEMSELVES THAN KNOCK OTHERS DOWN!! Please be happy that you have a great life and wonderful friends and happy that you dont live your life everyday miserable enough to bring other people down with you. In the end, people see through the crap and realize just how stupid that people like that are. You’re too good to let shit like this bring you down. I heart ya girl.
Excellent vlog Toni!
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I do not have a funny story, the dentist sucked all the funny out of me.
((toni))
ok, so this made me laugh and I had to watch it a second time. Watch this video
http://www.buzzfeed.com/tweetmeme/youtube-whose-line-is-it-anyway-living-scenery
I am so sorry!! xoxoxo
It is awful that someone is that miserable apparently, that they go that far to make someone else feel bad!
All I can say, is keep your head up, and hey I heard someone at church say “If God is for us, who can be against us!” And you know what, it is true!
As for funny stories, I can’t think of any, but I will try to think of some before next Monday! ๐
No wonder you’ve been so upset.
Well, I like you, even though I’ve never met you in person, I’m sure you are a very nice person, and your breath smells sweet, which is very important, as you may know.
Anyway, I hope that was funny. It was meant to be…
And I do like you. A lot. Keep on doing what you do, and being who you are.
This isn’t funny at all, but it’s fun. I had never heard of your blog until someone dropped this link into my Direct Message folder on Twitter….to warn me of things to come??….and now here is the fun part. I found your awesome blog! So how’s that for a silver lining? Hang in there!
Sheesh, what is this?!!?! Jr. High?!!?? I don’t understand why people out there do things like that. Seriously? Trying to get your entry in a contest thrown out? That’s just beyond wrong. Whoever you are, grow up!
I’m glad you said that although this really upset you (and who wouldn’t be upset?)… you’re not going to let them get you to stop blogging. Keep your chin up! ๐
I don’t have anything funny to say but I finally just got around to switching your button. Oops.
Well I like you and I don’t even know you. I enjoy reading your blog and I haven’t been following very long but its good and you make me laugh. Plus I love someone that loves Edward as much as I do!! I am sorry that someone was so mean to you. Keep your chin up your the better person.
Well I really like Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy he makes me laugh so I leave you with a quote from him.
“If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell
him is, “God is crying.” And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, Probably because of something you did.”
Glad you are in better spirits! Keep that chin up girl!
My 5 year old who had to go to bed before it was over asked in the morning who won. I said the Steelers. He got all serious put his finger up in the air and said” Barack Obama” I was like “what?” then he replied “It is his fault” “Why?” I said. Then he says “He wanted them to win so he talked to them and told them to cheat” He was so serious!
First we do not talk bad about the president in front of our children, it is disrespectful regarless of how we actucally feel. Secondly I had to leave the room so he would not see me laugh…the things that kid comes up with!!!
Hmm…funny story? Well, my son heard my husband fart the other night. His response was “uh-oh. dada poop. mess.” lol my little almost 2 year old is so silly sometimes.
as always, you know i “got your back” whatever it is, whenever it happens…i’m here. Go have your terrific day. I bet it felt good to finally get some of that off your chest.
Nothing funny sorry. HUGS I hope your Tuesday ends on a great note.
Awwww, Toni! If I could, I’d reach right through the computer screen and give you a great big hug. Of course, you might freak out if you’re sitting there and suddenly some hands came through your screen…you might run away screaming – I probably would! ๐
I likes ya and I loves ya… I’m sorry you’re having to deal with Jr. High and High School BS…no one deserves to be treated like that. Ever.
So as not to take up all your comment room, if you still need a laugh, feel free to stop by my Random Tuesday post today – there’s a conversation I had with the Princess Nagger that might cause you to emit a giggle or two… ๐ If you need anything, let me know… ((HUGZ!!))
Hi Toni…I hope this week is going much better for you!
Here’s a joke…it struck me so funny and I hope it will make you laugh:
A guy was driving around in a parking lot for about 10 minutes and there wasn’t a space to be found anywhere. In frustration he looked up and said, “Lord, if you can please make a parking spot open up for me, I promise I will pray every night and go to church every Sunday, so please, please let a spot open up.”
Miraculously, an open parking space appears in front of him. The man looks up and says, “Oh never mind, I found one”. LOL
Toni, dont have any real funny stories today but…. wanted to let u know that I only started blogging a few months ago and u are an inspiration to me… you hold your head up there girl… you are Extraordinary! Thanks for your inspiration!
Oh sweet Toni. My heart goes out to you. I also keep to myself, other than getting involved with giveaways. So, I had no idea anything was going on like this. It’s a real shame. I am glad you are not going to let these women bring you down. They sound like jealous and sad women to me.
I have no funny story. However, if it makes you feel any better I am going through my own battle. I am being bashed for having such a long queue and charging so little. Some of my design competitors have also been secretly bashing me. So, I get it. I really really get it.
funny hmmm well everytime I try to exercise Will tells me to stop or I may hurt myself, do I look that bad trying out new moves?
AHHHHH Fooey on those people. Girl just shake the haters off and go on about your business as usual. They only talk when you get as big as you are. You give them something to talk about and they hate you for it. SHAKE EM OFF!
I could feel your heart hurt as you spoke. I’m so sorry about all of this. I have a feeling it had to do with that contest, but I don’t know.
A funny, hmmm. Let me caffeinate some more to wake up my brain and come back ๐ *hugs*
*kisses & hugs* Toni *kisses & hugs*