Threatened by Jesus and Dissed by Mary Magdalene, Eventful Weekend Here!

Jesus and Mary

I was threatened by Jesus Christ and dissed by Mary Magdalene in the comments on my blog. But really how many can say they had Jesus and Mary (and maybe someday Joseph) comment on their blog. Here are the comments that are still in my comment moderation:

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The Jesus comment was on my Anonymous Commentors Love Me post and the Mary comment was on Quotable Sunday. Nice huh! So now I shall not be going to Blogher….SIKE (SYKE, PYSCH, however you spell the word)! Love when I get to be nostalgic and use that word.

That’s exactly what the jerk wants I am sure, however, I will be right there at BlogHer ’09 with Bells on. Trying to “scare” me just for whatever demented reason they have is really just plain pathetic. You know what they remind me of? These creepy beings:
Harry Potter, Dementors

You know the dementors from Harry Potter that try to suck the life out of you with a dementors kiss. Well unlucky for them I have an awesome Patronus…it’s a pretty dolphin and it’s name is “Suck It Loser”

Think I am annoying or whatever…that’s fine I think people are annoying, it’s our God given right to think that. I just don’t go around those I don’t like or someone I think is annoying (and trust me I have a ton) in person or on the web. It’s a waste of my time and I have other things in my life I could be doing with my time, obviously these people don’t.

The thing is…this is MY blog if you don’t like me or don’t like MY blog don’t read it, don’t visit it, and unsubscribe to it (that’s the kicker it’s someone who subscribes to my blog). So they either

A) Actually want to continue reading it just to comment as a jerk when the mood hits


B) Well there is no B, A is all that it really could be.

Before Jesus and Mary there was Donkey Nuts and Maria Conchita (loving the names by the way) something and they made point to tell me it could be a friend, family member, church go-er. Let me tell you why I think they are full of it.

Friend~ They may call themselves a friend but really a friend would not do that so obviously they are not a real friend.

Family member ~ All my family members have gall, meaning they don’t hide, I have a full blooded italian family on one side and and indian/irish on the other, nice try loser, they are the least likely people in my life to be cowards.

One of the members of the church I attend ~ Wrong, because well NO one at this church knows I blog and really we only know a few people (mainly family, go figure).

So nice try on pushing off being a coward onto someone else. It’s very unflattering.

No one ever said everyone had to like what I say or even has to like me, that’s the beauty of the world today we get to pick and choose who we like, what we read and whether or not to be mature. So if you don’t like me why do you still come around, why even waste your time?

It’s stupid really, it’s not hurting me but really fueling me to succeed even more, and it’s YOUR time you are wasting considering you don’t seem to like me. But whatever it’s YOUR time just like this is MY blog. Do with it what you want, even if that is being a low life jerk, not the way I would want to spend my time but hey I am not you and you are not me (Thank God to both).

Why not try being an example to your children, assuming you have one (but lets hope you didn’t procreate for the future generations). Maybe you want them to grow up to be a jerk too, you are definitely leading them in the right direction to have no friends. What an accomplishment, I applaud you!

And thanks to Scary Mommy for the button below (she made it) I can now say:


As bloggers we put ourselves out there so this is something that is not new and will never end. It’s how you deal with it that makes it all the difference. My advice take threats seriously enough but know that it is highly unlikely that a faceless computer name will ever do anything to you, unless you are Perez Hilton then watch your back. Laugh at the haters, you will find yourself rolling your eyes at them soon enough.

Have a very blessed Monday! Mine will be wonderful, I am getting everything in order to head to Florida and beach it starting Friday! Speaking of which I will have a few guest posters while I am gone so treat them nice :).

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Toni is a professional lifestyle blogger living on the sunny Florida Gulf Coast. She has a passion for Disney, Travel, Fashion, Cooking, Tech, Family Fun Ideas, Reviews, Giveaways and loves being able to share that with her readers!

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  1. 1
    Ellen Blevens :

    We women are so screwy, girl! Keep blogging and ignore the hate. That anonymous person is just wasting their energy on silly internet rage when they could be using that energy to spend some time with their kids or do some good in the world.

  2. 2

    I bet you're getting mad hits from all the drama! Thanks weird threatening comment leaver! I dare you to punch me in the head… I'd throw down!

    Unless you're a dude… then I'd kick you in the junk and call security.

  3. 3
    Totally_Toni :

    Ellen I agree LOL they are wasting their time really it's not worrying me.

    Chilhood you have no idea, my traffic over doubled during the last two days it was awesome LOL. So I have them to thank for that.

  4. 4
    Amy A.K.A. "The Mrs." :

    totally cracking up at Childhood's comment. lol
    geez…people love you, Toni. Whether they love to love you or love to hate you, you are gaining some wonderful traffic for your blog. YAY!
    And honestly? How immature are people to be posting comments like that? Oh! Wait…maybe you have some 14 year old readers!
    …That explains it….*rolling eyes*

  5. 5
    Heather, aka Jake's Mommy :

    Whoa with the Jesus and Mary Magdalene! Gettin' mad hate from BIG NAMES! I'd call this celebrity. Yes, I definitely would. Bask in the fame, baby!

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    •´.¸¸.•¨¯`?.Erin.?´¯¨•.¸¸.´• :

    It must be tiring to put forth so much effort… I'm yawning just reading about it. Imagine what they could accomplish in a day's time if they channeled their venom into something more useful. Oooh they could solve our economy problems, find a cure for one of the ailing diseases out there…hmm! Hell, they could even just get a massage and unwind. Sounds like a few of your readers need to chillax a bit.

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    •´.¸¸.•¨¯`?.Erin.?´¯¨•.¸¸.´• :

    It must be tiring to put forth so much effort… I'm yawning just reading about it. Imagine what they could accomplish in a day's time if they channeled their venom into something more useful. Oooh they could solve our economy problems, find a cure for one of the ailing diseases out there…hmm! Hell, they could even just get a massage and unwind. Sounds like a few of your readers need to chillax a bit.

  8. 8

    okay…..I just found your blog and I just fell in love with it……LOL. You go girl. can't imagine why someone would take the time to comment with a blog they don't like or disagree with etc…..just click the X dudes and dudettes…….LOL. I am now following your blog….great job!

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    Jennifer Leigh :

    Some people just need to grow up. Its fine to disagree with something someone says. However what I find most amusing is they are hiding behind religious names THREATENING you bodily harm? WTF?!?! Grow up, Get a life, obviously yours is far more interesting then there's….

    Oh, and if bloggers suck so much why the hell are they going to BlogHer?

  10. 10

    Congrats on the extra traffic, but sorry that some people are apparently very dedicated to trying to mess with you.

    BTW, I'm not religious AT ALL, but thought Sunday's quotes were really inspiring. It seems commenter #1 didn't read the actual words in the quotes.

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    CandG~Jill W :

    people are so wacky and childish. I really think people get bored (don't know how, but…) and love to stir the pot. At least you got traffic from it. 🙂

  12. 12

    OMFG, I have been following your blog for awhile now. You are HILARIOUS!
    Nothing warms my heart more than a girl that that tells it like it is.

  13. 13

    People just need to grow up and get a life. Seriously. I can't belive Toni, that somebody would go through all that trouble just to give you "hate comments"…Really, how old are we? And then to be a coward about it? Grow up.

    Toni-You rock and keep it up girl!! 😛

  14. 14

    You rock and those who know you know that. I adore your new button, it is adorable! Do not waste another moment thinking about those nasty comments. I honestly did not think adults could behave in such a manner. Sadly I was mistaken and I am sorry you had to receive hateful and threatening comments. I personally think it is someone who is rather jealous of you. Take it as an odd compliment. 😉 Have a wonderful time in Florida and walk on the beach barefoot for me, please?

  15. 15

    BUT Where is Joseph??

  16. 16

    it seems comment drama is going around. I got told to GO DIE for a comment I made on someone else's blog about MJ. at least that prick didn't do it as anonymous or some BS name like Jesus. idiots!

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    Jennifer-EightyMPHMom :

    You tell em! I cannot believe they used the names they did – that is pretty weird in itself. So they are not anonymous but they made up these names – just to mess with you? Or do they also use these names to leave stupid comments on other blogs? I don't get it. I can only assume they have no life whatsoever, and if blogging and blog reading aren't their things – perhaps they should find something else to do.

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    This Is Me, Doing What I Do :

    All I have to say is,,,Oh My! You just keep it up!

  19. 19
    john the baptist :

    Oh good god you are STILL talking about this? HAHAHAHA It seems like you have a little girl crush on me you awesome Christian you. Really now, how many more posts about me are you going to make cause me and my employees are freaking loving it. I can't wait to meet you at Blogher so you can find out who I really am. It's going to be incredible I promise you. If you were intelligent enough (which is a far cry of course) then you would have figured it out already. But alas….you are still simple minded. If it weren't for the little project we are doing involving idiot bloggers such as yourself, I'd tell you right now, but I don't want to disappoint the thousands of people that are relying on the laughter your pathetic life is bringing them right this second.
    And in all actuality I've been doing you an incredible favor! Lately you finally have something interesting to talk about!! Something that doesn't put your readers to sleep or is about begging for money. You should be thanking me actually. My comments have given you an awesome reason to proclaim your toughness and how much something like this just slides off your back. No Sir-ee it doesn't bother you at all or hurt you. na-uh! Thats why you can't let it go and keep drawing more and more attention to it all. You are just so fierce it's also why you no longer allow anonymous comments anymore right? "Ready, Set, anonymous/fake name comment…NOW". How, if you have become too frightened to allow them anymore? Thought you had haters coming here all the time? But I understand sweetie. Sometimes when the ugly truth is presented to you it's hard to swallow. Good thing you have your fake Jesus to pray to to give you the strength to deal with the meanie-head commentators. And hey you still never mentioned why you won't just sell some of the crap you get for reviews to send your kid to camp instead of begging other people for the money? Or maybe you did answer me and I missed it. Very probable since I can never get through your nonsense rants without wanting to shoot myself and be thankful I'm not you at the same time.

    And it seems your followers are just as smart as you are! Whether I have kids or not (you will find out) even with their inherited cruelty they will still be more interesting and less retarded then whatever you have produced so far.

    But don't worry, you and I will have a little chat and maybe I can teach you a few things. I can direct you to some very important charities, that I have donated more money then you will ever see in your sad life, to. Then we can have a prayer circle, and you can have me saved or something.

    I'm pretty sure you are too much of a chicken shit and won't post this one (which is fine since all my comments to you are on my site as well) but I know you were just aching to hear from me again, so here ya go. Have a blast and I'll see you soon!

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    Night Owl Mama :

    Real nice Toni(and I know that's not your real name!) I also know your posting all those comments yourself just to get a page boost count. LOL

    hey who the hell just wrote that???

    love your posts and especially your video's YOUR rock….

    Do you think you can send those nasty commentator's over to my blog I can really use the comments and the page count boost.

  21. 21
    Night Owl Mama :

    O COOL!! I just noticed that "John the Baptist" stopped by…LOOK AT THAT SMUCKS POST..

  22. 22
    Totally_Toni :

    Why thank you for stopping by John I had really hoped Joseph would make an appearance first.

    I sincerely am glad I can make you and your employees laugh even if at my expense, laughter is good medicine.

    Have a blessed day 🙂

  23. 23
    Ellen Blevens :

    People will be stupid no matter what. What bothers me is the disrespect of religious figures. If it ever does come out who is doing this, THAT is what will leave the biggest impression, IMO. So disrespectful…no good mother would ever stoop so low. I'm scared for her children, if she has any.

  24. 24

    WOW whomever you are, you are a seriously messed up individual!! using Bible names as your name…wow…..wait until you are at the pearly gates and have to account for your blasphemy! What a day that will be!! BTW my husband has instructed Toni to take all of you lovely comments and file a report with local police…and even if they do not have the technology at their office, it can be sent away to a bigger department to figure it out, and/or the FBI….the internet is not totally anonymous like you think, it can be traced and figured out. and on another note *I* really do hope it is found out and you are charged with attempted assault 4 for you lovely warning that you will smack her in the head at BlogHer.

    have a wonderful day and God be with you!!! from your hateful rantings YOU surely do need him!!!

  25. 25
    Christie-A Work In Progress :

    First, I know I am super late commenting on this post. Second, Um WTF? How can anyone think you are annoying? I think this is all just good old fashion jealousy! CA-RA-ZEE! Well you know that I (and the rest of The BlogRollers) got your back in Chicago! Smooches! Keep doing you, girl! There are plenty of us that love you! And God does too!

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