Hey quoters! Happy Sunday I can’t wait to get by and read all your quotes today. For any first timers to join in with us all you have to do is head to your blog, add a post with your favorite quotes, come back here and add the link to the MR. Linky below and then visit all the other quoters.
Today I just thought I would post some humorous quotes.
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. ~Fred Allen
Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. ~H.L. Mencken
A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. ~Author Unknown
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. ~Attributed to Arthur McBride Bloch
Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry. ~George Ade
An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault. ~William Castle
If The Phone Doesn’t Ring, It’s Me. ~Song title by Jimmy Buffet
Happy Sunday everyone. We are going to church and then back to the waterpark weather permitting. Enjoy your family today 🙂
Toni Patton
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Great quotes Toni. I really like the one about the celebrities. That is so true. Happy Sunday!
Great quotes today! I like this one: A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted, sums my week up well! Happy Sunday!
Fun quotes, Toni! This one's my favorite:
An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault. ~William Castle
So funny and yet so true! 😉
Hope the weather cooperated so you were able to enjoy the water park today after church! 🙂
Thank you Toni for the much needed laugh.
This one was my favourite: "An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault." ~William Castle
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. ~Fred Allen
isnt this so true!
Jan
A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. ~Author Unknown
🙂 I love this quote. I wish I could work compromises to be in my favor…somehow.
Isn't this the truth…
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. ~Fred Allen
Happy Sunday! Enjoy your day.
Great quotes!
Good one- if the phone doesn't ring it's me- I gotta use it 🙂
http://iamharriet.blogspot.com/2009/06/sunday-is-cool.html
I loved participating in this for the first time, and I actually had time to visit everyone up to this point. I hope you and your family had a great day and were able to make it to the water park!