A Daily Dose of Comedy: Google searches Galore!

So let’s see what this weeks google searches were for my site. Of course I will add my own little humor to it. A Daily Dose of Comedy may just become my new Sunday think. We all dread the beginning of the work week so maybe this will add a little humor to the end of your weekend instead of the usual “monday will be here soon” dread.

Google Searches that brought people to my site:

MY HOT COMMENTS~ Yes it was typed in all caps just like that. My oh my I must say all those who comment on my page are indeed hot so you came to the right place. However I think you may have been looking for risque comments, well you came to the wrong place for that buddy!

what a wonderfu~ Hmm know how to spell much, I think you left a letter off the end of that word, of course I guess that could be the name of some Asian meal maybe…Can I get wondefu please? Yeah that sounds like what maybe you were looking for.

just stop screaming~ That is something I find myself saying daily to my children and yet it’s always with waisted breath because in reality they never do!

who does my child look like~ Well if they don’t look like you or their father, there may be some serious explaining going on soon.

t minus seven minutes and counting~ ooooohhhhhh this could be bad or good I guess, wonder what they are counting down to, as long as they are not planning to end the world it’s all good!

Girls with acorns on their boobs~ Um well yeah this is a little strange now what self respecting girl has acorns on her boobs unless she is posing for then newest issue of Chipmunk Pinups.

sexy acorn boob shirts~ I smell a fetish here.

Well that’s it for this edition of Google Searches, now for your joke du jour:

An elderly couple were driving across the country.
The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol.
The officer said, “Ma’am did you know you were speeding?”

The woman, hard of hearing, turns to her husband and asks, “What did he say?”
The old man yells, “He says you were speeding!”

The patrolman says, “May I see your license?”
The woman turns to her husband and asks again, “What did he say?”
The old man yells, “He wants to see your license!”
The woman gave the officer her license.

The patrolman says, “I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen.”

The woman turned to her husband and asked, “What did he say?”

And the old man yells, “He said he knows you!”


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Hi! I'm Toni. I am a happily married, christian, momma of 3 living on Florida's sunny Gulf Coast. I am a lifestyle blogger and Seint Arist. I started blogging when my last child was born as a way to share my love of all things travel, cooking, beauty, recipes, and more. Now pull up a chair, grab a glass of sweet tea and let's get to know each other. I truly hope you enjoy getting A Daily Dose of Toni!


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    Acorns on boobs…that sounds so weird, WHO is looking this stuff up! LOL!

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