A Daily Dose of Comedy

So it’s Saturday and I am on the road to Texas so I being the smart woman that I sometimes am, scheduled a post just in case I can’t talk hubby into letting me take the laptop to blog my trip.

So it’s of course time for Google Searches that bring you to A Daily Dose of Toni. Brought to you by the idiots of the world, narrated by none other than me!

t minus 30 minutes and counting ~ Well I am sure whatever they were counting down to was not what I was, if it was that would be the most coincedental thing ever!

dr pepper scrapbook idea ~ well if you try to scrapbook with dr. pepper you will end up with a big mess, and considering I dont’ like the drink I suggest not even drinking it while you scrapbook.

toni test~ ohhhhh is there a test out there about me, hmm wonder what it says, I hope I passed.

jon knight ~ OH NO THEY ARE NOT GOOGLING MY CRUSH FROM NKOTB!!!!! This does not please me!

ai rap ~ I am guessing they were looking for a something a bit more professional than me belting out Jump, Jump quite awesomely if I may say so myself.

and my personal favorite from this week:

I don’t wanna make money, I just wanna be wonderful ~ um well you have a very bright future I can already tell.

Let’s hope I am having fun at Six Flags with my son and that age hasn’t made my stomach any less tolerable, I guess I will start off with the wimpy coasters and work my way up to the ones that scare the nuts out of ya. Oh and yesterday I was watching my dvr’d Today show and The View to get in NKOTB mode for Sunday and I will admit I cried.

I am going to try to sneak my camera into the show and video clips for you but a disclaimer if all my sense (well what I have left ) has disappeared from my body and I actually cry like a sissy girl at the concert those video clips may remain secured in my flash drive. Of course we all know I am not above embarrassing myself so they will probably still get posted. Depends on my mood.

Now I leave you with the Joke du Jour: Only In America
1. Only in America……can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America……are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America……do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front
.4. Only in America……do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.
5. Only in America……do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America……do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America……do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won’t miss a call from someone we didn’t want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America……do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America……do we use the word ‘politics’ to describe the process so well: Poli’ in Latin meaning ‘many’ and ‘tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures’.
10. Only in America……do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

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Hi! I'm Toni. I am a happily married, christian, momma of 3 living on Florida's sunny Gulf Coast. I am a lifestyle blogger and Seint Arist. I started blogging when my last child was born as a way to share my love of all things travel, cooking, beauty, recipes, and more. Now pull up a chair, grab a glass of sweet tea and let's get to know each other. I truly hope you enjoy getting A Daily Dose of Toni!


  1. 1

    Have a great time and don’t get sick LOL

  2. 2

    I hope you are having a great time! I can’t wait to see your clips!