Anonymous Commentors Love ME

They love to give me pages views because they are always commenting on my posts. Keep them coming I love you for them :).

Even I don’t visit and comment on the blogs I don’t like because I don’t want to up their stats that’s blogging lesson 101. What am I talking about you ask my fellow readers…on my Summer camp post I had a lovely anonymous commenter and it read this:

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post “Summer Camp is Calling and It’s Not Cheap”:

You are kidding right? Seriously asking for donations for your kid’s summer camp through your blog? I understand if a kid is sick and needs help with medical bills or surgery. Or the kid needs some clothes or food, but asking for hand-outs during a recession is just selfish! Do you honestly think other mom bloggers don’t have their own kids to spend their money on? For all we know you could be completely full of it and pocketing the money for yourself. How about get off the computer, get a job, and pay for your kid’s camp yourself instead of relying on strangers to take care of your child’s so you can be nice and alone all summer long? And nice touch adding the “church” element to it. I hope no one donates.

So now it’s time to call Toni to the stand so she can testify against the commenter here on A Daily Dose Comment Court.

Okay here is my reply to you my anonymous friend who is really helping me progress and get better stuff to giveaway because you give me page views and for that I thank you:

No I am actually not kidding, I have many friends and family that read my blog so this way guess what…they all see it in one swoop!!! I know sometimes it is hard to understand the intellect of a genius (me) however I will try to be as simple as possible so that you can understand.

Would it be better if I asked for clothes because really my kids need those too, in fact I will let you be the one to donate and you can donate under the name

“I am a faceless coward with very little self respect for myself so I have to try to hurt others” .

Now, where in my post did you see it directed toward mom bloggers exactly…my guess is NOWHERE because well it wasn’t directed at anyone in particular besides the friends and family I mentioned above in the answer.

However if someone wants to help get someone to a church (oh oh oh I threw that in there again) summer camp through donations then that is great, maybe just maybe it makes people feel good to help a child get to summer camp. Kinda like it makes me feel good to donate to charities and sick children too, yes yours truly here does that! I know it’s shocking isn’t it.

As for your comment about getting off the computer and getting a job I am really going to throw you for a loop….I HAVE ONE!!!!! And so does my husband and guess what it’s still tight for our family. So I completely understand that it’s a recession however I do not think it is selfish to ask for help to get a child to a church (nice use of that word again huh) camp, it’s no different than the church going out and asking for donations I just happen to not live in Florida to do that with them so hence why I did it on here. Oh btw it is only for a week not the whole summer

Now lets talk about me pocketing the money myself. You obviously didn’t read where it can be tax deductible and if I was pocketing it how in the world could that be…oh wait that’s right you are just here to cause trouble so you would forget that part. OH and guess what I am not alone all day I have 3 kids remember or is that something you forgot in the midst of your little “power commenter trip”.

But next time your child needs help with raising money please feel free to let me know and I will even post for you..oh wait that’s right you were too much of a coward to leave your name and link so I guess I can’t help you.

Well thanks for the blog post I love these anonymous commenter posts, they always get me a lot of hits and just think if you had not been a coward you could have been famous I would have totally linked to you.

Have a Happy Saturday, remember to smile and love on someone today. OH and while you are at it you should read this post by me, Thou Shalt Not Be A Coward, there were other posts that popped up that same day you might like to on other blogs, go search them. No one likes you here in blogland just remember that and go crawl into the black hole you crawled out of. Oh wait no don’t!! Read this post first and comment it gets me another page view ๐Ÿ™‚

*This post written with all the love in the world oozing out (note the heart, the pretty love red and kissy lips) I think they lost in their battle to make me angry, while I am a bit snarky and sarcastic this post is simply for fun. While anon comments used to get to me like the first 2 then I realized well at least I have a life and what they say doesn’t phase me one bit but does give good blog I decided they are my favorites now. Shame they don’t come around more often. Registered & Protected

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    Way to go!! You dealt with that more nicely that I would have!

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    Oh how I love it when haters come to my blog and say nasty things. It gives me more page hits, for one, and it always gives me inspiration for a future blog post. Not only because they are usually grossly mistaken, but also because they are always written by people who write about as well as they think. Each time they are riddled with misspellings, omissions, misused words, and ridiculousness that makes what ever errant point they were attempting to make moot (not mute as some would suggest). You can't bust me out if you can't even spell bust. It's fun and funny all at the same time. Feel free to enjoy my encounter with hate: All I can say is good times:)

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    WELL SAID!! I do agree with you that those who leave comments as "Anonymous" are cowards who can not stand behind their words. They are too afraid to let anyone know who they are because obviously they aren't the most honest of people. Come on, be brave and quit being a coward and stop using the name anonymous.

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    Way to go Toni!! And ya know what? If I didnt have 2 kids already suckin' me dry by going to camp I would totally throw you some $. I dont know why people have to be so nasty. If she/he didnt like your post or didnt want to donate just X out. Why leave such nastiness! Really!! Hang in there girl!

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    I don't see a damn thing wrong with you asking for donations from friends and family via your blog to send your child to CHURCH CAMP. I have never had to deal with any anonymous commenters (yet) but I'm sure I will sooner or later.

    You handled it just right Toni!

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    Ahem. I am NOT an coward. I just thought it would be fun to make you think you got another anonymous comment. ๐Ÿ˜‰
    (it's amy, themrs….you know)
    Anywho. lol
    GIRL, PREACH! People are ridiculous with their assumptions and accusations. ya know what they say about those who assume? mmmmhm. It's true!

    I'll bet your excited for all of this traffic. Now your son will surely be able to get to camp. ๐Ÿ™‚

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    Confetti, I figured I have a bit of class and sometimes I use it maybe not often but I am better than the coward so I thought I can be nice to them I won't stoop to their level LOL.

    Parenting, Don't you love them but they do help us and in fact make us stronger so essentially what they do backfires however they are an idiot b/c they try to hurt us and it does the opposite.

    LoveMy2Doggs, I agree it takes a much stronger and bigger person to stand behind what they say and some obviously can not.

    Jenn, you are too sweet. I am not worried it all works out and I have a suspicion that b/c of my little friend I will get more donations from friends and family and that is icing on the cake so I reallyneed to thank them more LOL.

    TMWW you will and all i can say is post about them it gets you lots of hits LOL. I have already had a ton on this post LOL.

    Anonymous AKA AMY lmao you crack me up. I love you girl

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    Don't ya just LOVE anonymous comments?!

    I just finished addressing an anonymous commenter on my Gus's Fried Chicken post. They give me a good chuckle!

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    Since people spending money to send their kids to camp is how I feed my family- I'm all for it.

    Tell her "Thanks for the pageview" (you know she will be back again and again to read these comments) and move on… the anonymous thing KILLS me.

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    Heather, aka Jake's Mommy

    Haha, That was a great come back. Don't you just LOVE anonymous comments? LOVE THEM! ๐Ÿ™‚

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    Thats is what is so stupid about these blogs. You have no idea who you are talking with and letting into your lives. I could be one of your supposed 'good bloggy friends'. Or I could have won several of your giveaways through simple rigging and you already have my address and several of my friends' as well. I could be someone you know in real life like a family member or 'church' go-er who can't stand you (not totally unbelievable). Don't worry you will find out soon in Chicago. Don't be surprised if you get a sock punch to the head out of nowhere just for shits and giggles. SQUEEEEEEEEEEE

    By the way, You should be banned from the World Wide Web just for using the expression squee.

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    Toni you are big time with all the ANON comments! And you know what it's your blog, you do what you want. It's not a horrible thing to ask for donations. People do it standing on the street minus jobs and home and people give them money. So don't worry about it. Just do what you do.

  13. 13

    Way to go Toni! Love it!

  14. 14

    Good grief the anonymous police are out policing how we spend our money now. Mind your own business peeps. I love your snarkyness btw.

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    Yes, the least a person can do is step up to the plate if they are going to be so rude, and take "credit" for their rudeness!

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    You go girl!!! ANON comments are lame and are only for the cowards…Who cares…What a bunch of lame-o's…That was a great comment back you did though Toni!!! Great job! ๐Ÿ˜›

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    you won't get anything if you don't ask. Donate or don't donate, who cares what you're asking for. Different things strike a chord with different people and people will donate for any number of reasons.
    If Anon wasn't up for it then move on. LAAAAAAAAAAAAME!

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    Your comment was right to point and ever so nice, I wish I had something to donate but I am on fixed income and have already made a donation to my church youth group summer camp program. My grandson is a going. His dads business was hit by the recession and the only one bringing in money right now is his mom. His dad spends his time donating his time to helping his neighbors, family, and fellow church members in doing odd jobs for free. Lots of the kids have similar issues and church camp is not cheap. The benefits that are reaped by the kids are tremendous. You just be proud that your kid wants to go to camp and you be sure he gets to go ANY WAY YOU CAN. I hope you get so many donations that it spills over to helping more kids go. If we don't help and encourage each other during these tough times, we will not make it.God Bless You!

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    Great post- sad thing is some bloggers take them so seriously. Sorry, if someone can't own their thoughts I am not going to let them get under my skin.

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    Get em girl! WOW! That was what I call, professional and telling them to kiss your arse all in one part. LOOOOVE the kiss at the end. I am a stalker, just never commented.


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    honestly……its a minion….one that cannot possibly think for themselves….need someone to tell them how to be a true "ass" and oh yeah, leave it as an anon post because they do not have the balls to say who they are!! yeah, really quaking in my boots over that one…isn't there something to be said about internet stalkers? I mean I have heard a shitload of complaints from people, and yet they influence their minions to do the same.

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    ahhh yes! The anon posters, I've had them talk about my mothering and other things. The really GREAT part is when you can track their IP addy and you KNOW who it is ๐Ÿ™‚

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    Well Jesus, I am shocked by your attitude, I am guessing imposter here. Surely you could not be the one that loves everyone enough to die for our sins your threats don't fit that persona.

    However I do thank you for stopping by, afterall how many people can say Jesus commented on their page.

    God Bless You ๐Ÿ™‚

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