You never can tell what she is going to say. Today after school she came in and had to sit down to homework. She had a moment of not wanting to do it and then came up with this solution…
“Mom,can you please do my home work. Like you write it out but make it a little squiggly so it’s kinda messy like mine”
Funny thing is she is usually the one on Monday, runs in and gets her whole weeks worth of homework done. Oh well, it gave me a giggle because she was so serious. What are some funny things your kids have said recently?
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Toni Patton
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Hi, I’m Toni — a mom of three, psych major, Gulf Coast girly, and full-time collector of life plot twists. I’m currently navigating mid-life with caffeine, humor, and the kind of chaos that deserves its own sitcom. Between college meltdowns, Disney escapism (hey adulting is hard and Mickey doesn't judge), family adventures, and whatever fresh nonsense life throws at me, I’m documenting it all with honesty, sass, and zero attempts at pretending I have it together. Welcome to A Daily Dose of Toni — the chaos era, but make it cozy.
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You had to bust out laughing over that one!
LOL I did!
Then later that evening we were watching Fear Factor and they had to bob for cow hearts (barf) and she goes “Mom WE ARE NEVER GOING ON THAT SHOW, and when I die IF THEY USE MY HEART I am going to be really mad”.
Kid cracks me up.
My 7yr old asked me why I was drinking my coffee in my van when we aren’t allowed to drink & drive. I adore childhood innocence.
LOL, too cute!
ROFL little cutie! 🙂
Awww!
So cute!! My kids haven’t been too adorable lately – more like a handful 🙂
So cute! 🙂
Can’t fault her for trying!! lol
That’s funny!
Kids are so funny!
That’s cute!
Too funny. I can just picture her saying it with a straight face.
Funny. My daughter has done that.
Ha – that’s a good one!