Hey Hey, it’s yours truly T to the O N I here in the hizzouse. Â So I like to twap…tweet rap, tweet a rap in 140 characters or less. Â And I got some awesome groupies fans out of my infamous twaps. Â Okay so this is so not a serious post, I can’t sing (and I am fixing to do a duet with Telling Dad, well at least he will look awesome yes?). Â So what better way to fake it than rapping right.
All my friends wanted me to do a rap on my blog but I had yet to get the cajones to do that, but since I called into Christie’s BTR show last week and did it on air (what the heck was I thinking) I figured I may as well and have the premier of Rappin with Toni here on my blog. Â Aren’t you all just the luckiest readers ever!
Making absolutely no sense at all, here is my rap:
So I may not have a future in rapping but I certainly have one in making a fool of myself…Boo Yah!
*Rap lyrics not meant to be taken seriously, I know I am not famous LOL. Â Though I do think I am pretty cool.
Toni Patton
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Only my dancing queen!! Now also my rappin dancing queen! LOVED IT! Toni Tone… (giggles)
I’ve got an award for ya – The MOST FUN,SO OUT THERE, GIVE IT ALL YA GOT- HAWT BLOGGER AWARD! Yup – your the first recipient!
MUAH! I only hope to bask in your glory, your awesomeness! Can I be your personal assistant? 😉 You know every famous person has GOT to have a PA!
.-= LiveLaughLoveCj´s last blog ..WINNER – Five For Fighting Autographed CD =-.
LOL AWW i heart you mama hen 🙂
You are crazy, girl! I love it. Have your people call my people.
Winks & Smiles,
Wifey
.-= Wifey´s last blog ..There’s a New Princess in Town =-.
OMG I die!!! I love it!!!!! YO YO YO!
OMG the beat-box cracked me the hell up! And the dancing…I’m peeing my pants! You get the best blogging rapper in the universe award! Love you!
.-= Christie – The ChatterBox´s last blog ..Sunday Confessional: Beam Me Up! =-.
Too Cool! You Rock Toni
.-= jen´s last blog ..Because I Just Have To Say It…. =-.
Fo-Shizzle…
.-= Kelly @Childhood´s last blog ..This Saturday on Sew Krazy… =-.
haha 🙂 Now THAT was a rap haha
I actually do have a ‘rap’ in one of my songs LOL Check out http://myspace.com/katrobertson and listen to “The Truth” haha
.-= Kat @ For the Love of Chaos´s last blog ..2009-11-04 : My Tweets =-.