Quotable Sunday: Football

Quotable Sunday

Hey Hey quoters, by now I am sure you all know the rules so post your quotes and link up.  My quotes today are all about football, tis the season right now!!  We are a football family most of the games we root for the same team but there are a few we don’t LOL. Here are some funny quotes about football I came across:

Most football players are temperamental. That’s 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental. ~Doug Plank

Let’s face it, you have to have a slightly recessive gene that has a little something to do with the brain to go out on the football field and beat your head against other human beings on a daily basis. ~Tim Green

You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four. ~Dan Birdwell

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. ~Erma Bombeck

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. ~Erma Bombeck

If you’re mad at your kid, you can either raise him to be a nose tackle or send him out to play on the freeway. It’s about the same. ~Bob Golic

At the base of it was the urge, if you wanted to play football, to knock someone down, that was what the sport was all about, the will to win closely linked with contact. ~George Plimpton

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? ~Jim Bouton

One of the great disappointments of a football game is that the cheerleaders never seem to get injured. ~Author Unknown

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    I’m first!
    it’s HERE!!!!
    .-= fickleinpink´s last blog ..Quotable Sunday ~RISKS =-.

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    These are such fun! We just went to the UNC/Duke games yesterday…so timely 😀 GO HEELS!

    Happy QS. Thanks for hosing. Have a great day 😉
    .-= Serendipity is Sweet´s last blog ..Quotable Sunday – In Honor of Veterans Day =-.

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    Ha! I thought that my fave was the mother/2×4 quote, but the cheerleader quote was even better! 😉
    .-= Shangrilaa´s last blog ..Quotable Sunday: On Writing for NaNoWriMo =-.

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    Those are great quotes! So funny!
    .-= Joshlin´s last blog ..Quotable Sunday =-.

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    Jennifer-Eighty MPH Mom

    I love the quote by Dan Birdwell – too funny!
    .-= Jennifer-Eighty MPH Mom´s last blog ..Saturday 9: Changes =-.