Hmmm my dreams of making it to American Idol have been squashed

I was sitting here singing my heart out to my own little tune and you know how to yourself well, you sound perfect. I had the idea it would be fun to record my beautiful song. BIG MISTAKE!!!!!!

I have now realized that my dreams of being on AI are not good, well unless I go and they put me on as one of the super bad singers. Hey though I could totally go and jump on Simon Cowell’s lap then! So unfortunately I must inform you all, and I know this is heartbreaking, that you will not see me on AI. Or on my blog singing seriously for that matter.

On the plus side at least I know I can’t sing and I suck (I really even knew this before the video episode, I just tried not to have to admit it) right. At least I am not one of those people who are seriously skewed in my thinking, and think I would have a chance at making it past the first set of judges. You either have to suck horribly or blow them away. No mediocre singers that are living in a dream world of AI. Yep reality is where I reside.

However for you my readers this does not mean I am ending everything, oh no, I will still bless you with horrible singing and fun dances, I just won’t be trying to be good and I will warn you now that well….I SUCK at singing. At least I can dance right! Maybe I should change my view and train for So You Think You Can Dance. At least there is a smidgen more hope in that area, or so I like to tell myself ๐Ÿ™‚

In honor of me being a sucky singer….Here you go some of my fave past videos where I sucked but hey I had fun:

So what is something you will admit that you suck at, that maybe sometimes you lie to yourself and say you are okay at??

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Toni is a professional lifestyle blogger living on the sunny Florida Gulf Coast. She has a passion for Disney, Travel, Fashion, Cooking, Tech, Family Fun Ideas, Reviews, Giveaways and loves being able to share that with her readers!


  1. 1

    damn, Toni, you’re KILLING me! I knew we were kindred spirits but when I saw your kids in the background wearing nothing but their skivvies, it was clear we were made for eachother ๐Ÿ™‚

  2. 2

    Girl… you crack me UP!!!! =)
    I also am not a good singer!!! I know all the words to a lot of songs… but you wouldn’t want to hear me sing them!

  3. 3
    Amy A.K.A. "The Mrs." :

    lol, TONI! You crack me up. ๐Ÿ™‚
    I. LOVE. IT.

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    Ramblings by Brandi :

    I am seriously having a very bad day and your videos totally just cheered me up. I am so glad that you have the guts to do that. I think you should try out for AI and jump on Simmons lap. I gave you an award on my blog your great. thanks for making my day ๐Ÿ™‚

  5. 5

    I love how you grabbed your crotch. so gangster! love ya toni!

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    Stacy (the Random Cool Chick) :

    LOVED the videos!! I had to play them twice since the Princess Nagger wanted to see them again…love that your kids are ‘underwear kids’, too! ๐Ÿ™‚ You ROCK! ๐Ÿ™‚

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    Keep It Classy, Jen :

    I totally think you should let us hear the bad recording and let us decide!

  8. 8

    Pffft yeah right Jen…..IT WAS REALLY BAD LOL I shan’t put myself through that, I don’t think I could handle the mean comments I would get and I might make y’all go deaf LOL

  9. 9

    omgosh i am lmao over here. you are too funny. i totally suck at singing though i think ‘sometimes’ i sound good, but i don’t think i post a video of myself singing. lol you are brave! ๐Ÿ™‚

    p.s. love how your lil one runs behind you in the 1st one lol

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