I was sitting here singing my heart out to my own little tune and you know how to yourself well, you sound perfect. I had the idea it would be fun to record my beautiful song. BIG MISTAKE!!!!!!
I have now realized that my dreams of being on AI are not good, well unless I go and they put me on as one of the super bad singers. Hey though I could totally go and jump on Simon Cowell’s lap then! So unfortunately I must inform you all, and I know this is heartbreaking, that you will not see me on AI. Or on my blog singing seriously for that matter.
On the plus side at least I know I can’t sing and I suck (I really even knew this before the video episode, I just tried not to have to admit it) right. At least I am not one of those people who are seriously skewed in my thinking, and think I would have a chance at making it past the first set of judges. You either have to suck horribly or blow them away. No mediocre singers that are living in a dream world of AI. Yep reality is where I reside.
However for you my readers this does not mean I am ending everything, oh no, I will still bless you with horrible singing and fun dances, I just won’t be trying to be good and I will warn you now that well….I SUCK at singing. At least I can dance right! Maybe I should change my view and train for So You Think You Can Dance. At least there is a smidgen more hope in that area, or so I like to tell myself 🙂
In honor of me being a sucky singer….Here you go some of my fave past videos where I sucked but hey I had fun:
Toni Patton
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damn, Toni, you’re KILLING me! I knew we were kindred spirits but when I saw your kids in the background wearing nothing but their skivvies, it was clear we were made for eachother 🙂
Girl… you crack me UP!!!! =)
I also am not a good singer!!! I know all the words to a lot of songs… but you wouldn’t want to hear me sing them!
lol, TONI! You crack me up. 🙂
I. LOVE. IT.
I am seriously having a very bad day and your videos totally just cheered me up. I am so glad that you have the guts to do that. I think you should try out for AI and jump on Simmons lap. I gave you an award on my blog your great. Brandm18.blogspot.com thanks for making my day 🙂
I love how you grabbed your crotch. so gangster! love ya toni!
LOVED the videos!! I had to play them twice since the Princess Nagger wanted to see them again…love that your kids are ‘underwear kids’, too! 🙂 You ROCK! 🙂
I totally think you should let us hear the bad recording and let us decide!
Pffft yeah right Jen…..IT WAS REALLY BAD LOL I shan’t put myself through that, I don’t think I could handle the mean comments I would get and I might make y’all go deaf LOL
omgosh i am lmao over here. you are too funny. i totally suck at singing though i think ‘sometimes’ i sound good, but i don’t think i post a video of myself singing. lol you are brave! 🙂
p.s. love how your lil one runs behind you in the 1st one lol